Uni fucks up again, pope still catholic

Weakest Link YTD: + £30

Ha ha ha, they've leaked some of the property 2 results! Apparently none of these are final, but I'd be quite happy with 52 right now as that was the exam that was a cock.

Crashed out of the Warwick satellite last night in about 13th, shortstacked with six on the table, find A9 UTG and jam, running into Milan's AQ and IGNH. Rush over to the £2 D/C, quickly donk off the rebuy with J2, get a couple of luckboxy outs, have someone make an awful call of a reraise with ace high to double up to comfortable and come third for £12. Annoying, because I'd have killed either of the other two at headsup play. The buyin was a freeroll seeing how I took it all out of the quiz machine anyway.

The government has banned smoking in all pubs. This is a black day for all of us. The fucking nanny state is going too far and I'm way too irritated to make a rationale diatribe about how it's all bollocks. The country's going down the shithole quicker than ever.